Democrats calling out republican Members of Congress of using mouse “jigglers” during recess
ARLINGTON, VA – Democrats are accusing their Republican colleagues of using “mouse jigglers” and other workplace automation devices to give the impression that they are doing work when they are really not. This comes days after Speaker of The House Mike Johnson sent the members home early this past Wednesday- two days earlier than the […]
Mysterious green curtain appears in the Senate Chamber after Mitch Mcconnell’s return
WASHINGTON D.C– Senators were amazed to see a green curtain in the Senate Chamber on Monday after returning to work from the weekend. This comes on the same day Mitch Mcconnell returns from his 3-month hiatus due to his increasingly apparent health issues. “This is so exciting!” exclaims Louisiana republican senator John Kennedy, looking marvelously […]